cutler-nickcutler: headcanon sometimes when francis visits arthur he likes to place a single lego at the floor near his bed where he knows he steps when he wakes up (knows from several occasions of VERY CAREFUL OBSERVATION) and arthur still doesnt know where these fucking legos are coming from
cockspaniel: brofagski replied to your photo: we interrupt this anger with pakchina those fucking glasses theyre in xinjiang which is nothing but sand what do you expect mfg
No, but seriously.
norwegian-chocolate-delight: If I ask “What does the word Gothic mean?” What is the FIRST thing that pops into your mind? Be honest. -w-; black, castles
danshura replied to your post: you guys really should give michelle some love … not found??? yeah i accidently made a typo, it should work now
you guys really should give michelle some love please
ashangel899: butt nugget good times
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Young People: FUCK THE POLICE! FUCKING PIGS! I HATE THE POLICE!
Young People in trouble: OH GOD! OFFICER! THANK GOD I FOUND YOU!
cockspaniel replied to your post: cockspaniel replied to your post:… i listen to cannibal corpse and slayer miku hatsune
cockspaniel replied to your post: hitchhikersblogtothegalaxy replied to your post:… sam listens to hannah montaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaa JUDGING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous asked: I've noticed pretty recently that a good chunk of my iPod pictures are things you have drawn, both fanart and original. I don't know, just felt like saying that, haha...//bye
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mosoli replied to your post: Read More → shoooosh don’t stress yourself out… would you like me to lend you some ap notes tomorrow so you can study at lunch? oh no no it’s ok!! but i’m a little lazy right now to get out my calendar, do we have to make another one of those CC charts??
[[MORE]] now i’m the bitch god i need to work on the rest of this painting instead of trying to wait for something to happen
cockspaniel: cockspaniel: oh my god the best fuckin thing happened todAU Y our chinese teacher was discussing chinas allies and enemies and she was pointing to this chart of world flags then she pointed to pakistan and she said “pakistan is chinas very best friend they been very close for 60 year and we love pakistanis!!!! (she started yelling omfg) when i lived in beijing whenever pakistani...
hopeacola: how internet jokes work: tumblr puts its mouth to 4chan’s butthole and eats the poop, chews it, and spits it into facebook’s mouth where it will linger much, much longer
crumzinmahlap: did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
johndavesexual: fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
shaving23spiders: it’s all fun and games until someone uses 14 reaction gifs
France: Hey I just met you
France: And this is crazy
France: But it's a calendar so just sign it I said sign it and blame the Suez Canal that thing has put me close to bankruptcy if I don't get married to you right away I overheard my boss saying he would kill me come on just sign it you brute don't you even care if I die I can become Britain's quaint little French village if you want me to
France: So marry me maybe
HANNAh YOU ARE TOO PRECIOUS OH MYGOSH,dj.sdf thanks bby < 333
[[MORE]] i really didn’t think anyone would care about my stupid problems I’m sorry if I worried any of you i’m just an emotional, lonely person please don’t waste you’re effort on me, really
Anonymous asked: jfaekls;d Sam are you okay what's wrong what are you okay
Anonymous asked: hello. too embarrassed to say this off anon, but you're one of the funniest people I follow on here, and you also seem very down to earth and genuine and kind and I love seeing posts from you (unless they're sad, because I don't want you to be sad). I'm not really one to talk since ive been struggling with self harm lately, but please know we all love you very much and you...
Russia: Hey I just met you
Russia: and this is crazy
Russia: but we're both big countries if you know what I mean wink wink and there's a huge height and age gap between us but you're really cute and know how to use a wok and I see you like pandas, which is great because now I know what costume to wear as I stalk-I mean, lovingly follow you around for a while
Russia: So call me maybe